Saturday, 25 July 2009

Evidence of Stress

Hi Blogsville! Howz the week been? Mine was quite eventful, yup, eventful. Let's see: i went to work, then ummm, i went to work some more, and then i went to . . . . work again! Ok, i'm not so good at being sarcastic so i better can it. At least i'm at home today - told my supervisor i had anus-ache (i've complained of all the other aches before - head, stomach, shoulder, waist, feet, eyes, nose, mouth, you name it). Of course there's still one more ache to complain of (teeheehee!); the day i complain of that one, they'll give me 3 months leave with double pay!!

See, there's this thing i always come across in novels, mostly ones with a bit of romance (i don't read plain romance; too simple and unrealistic for me); its about this thing were a guy sees a girl (or vice versa) and he/she somehow forgets what he/she was doing or talking about. I never really agreed with it - at least, not with the way it's usually descibed. Well, it happened to me this morning - i couldn't believe it!

I was out to buy bread for me humble breakfast. Now, there's this place i always buy from, i'm used the little scamp of a kid whose always selling. But this morning there was another chic as well. I actually thought she was buying something - like me - but then she asked what i wanted. I don't know how to explain this, cos i have absolutely no intention of "chyking" her (una know wetin be chyking, abi?), but I was quite intrigued by her brisk efficiency (frankly, that other kid was the personification of sluggish). Ok, so i tell her what i want, and she gets the loaf of bread, packages it in a black polythene and places it in front of me. Meanwhile, my mind is somewhere else wondering if she's related to the owner of the shop, maybe the younger sister or eldest daughter, but she ain't so pretty, well her smartness more than compensates for that, plus she wouldn't be so bad if she smiled more - and for that matter why isn't she smiling? Mmmh, well, guess she's the serious type, way too serious if you ask me ....

I suddenly realize that i'm the only customer left, and the girl is now giving me odd looks. I smile at myself, pay and go away. Now, what da hell was i thinking going off on that crazy mental tangent?

Maybe its stress shaa. I'll probably complain of that critical ache next monday after all.


Fabulo-la said...

LOL! U like d girl abi u no like am? All this one na grammar biko.

kay9 said...

@fabulola: LOL! u see? i talk am say people no go understand. i swear i have enof female wahala right now; i don't want any more!

miss.fab said...

lmao! ok you need to get out more. work is clearly taking a toll on you lol

Repressed One said...

awwww you got mentally "tongue-tied" [i know that makes no sense] cute!! :p

Gee said...

lol @ fabulo-la...tru talk, u like am or not??

kay9 said...

@miss.fab: i definitely gonna do that!

@Repressed: cute?? lol! u girls always have a funny angle on smallest things.

@Gee: what can i say? A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do :D

Thanx for stopping by, y'all!

Nice Anon said...

Onye ara dika gi. Nwata choro iresi gi ihe you're there acting lost! LOL cute though.

nwoke oji ukwu aga Aba kedu kwanu?

kay9 said...

LOL!! Nne, i dey o. Mmm, i went back there yesterday, the asa-nwa just BS me eh, no be person tell me make i comot there fast-fast!

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