Saturday, 16 May 2009

Job Seeking 101

Hi peeps!
I copied this (the post, not the pic) from a post by Ariblaze (a.k.a Blaze a.k.a Rantalot a.k.a Sir Rantster). I hope he doesn't mind.
Well, even if he does, whadda heck? He can take a flying dive in the Atlantic. Or better still, I can copy it back to nairaland for him! :D Enjoy.


Next time your application for a job is rejected, just type this up and send to them:

Dear [Interviewer' s Name]:
Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview]. After
careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to
accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm.
This year I have had been particularly fortunate in receiving
an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied
and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept
all refusals.

Despite [Firm's Name]'s outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does
not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate
employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look
forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
[Your Name]


Danny BaGucci said...

Hahaha.. Hillarious.. Not being on Nairaland in somme light years man.... Bloggers taken a whole big chunk of time man....

kay9 said...

U might wanna sneak a peak in, the place is really booming now

Danny BaGucci said...

WOW.. really? I just might... tho between blogging, twitter and FB, I've got all my internet time taking.. any fora u could recommend then?

kay9 said...

Try the Jokes, Family, Culture, Politics, and Literature section. I must add though that I'm biased towards the Lit section; I'm something of a maverick there - you know, local champ and all... :D

justdoyin said...

LOL...would have been useful...but I certainly ain't looking 4wd 2 any more refusals...

kay9 said...

@justdoyin: But that's why you're writing the letter in the first place - to warn them that a refusal WON'T work!

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